Who's Afraid Of An Asian In Their Parent's Driveway ?

Color coded for your security.
How does the Racial Threat Chart look?

Black - Severe
Brown - High
Yellow - Low
White - A - O.K. .

Some people just like to put everything in an easily read format.

I had some cousins over for the Holidays.
One group went a couple of blocks past my house and got their SUV stuck in the mud.
In a panic, they called for me to help them.
In their minds, they could just hear the banjos from Deliverance.
(The Racial Treat Chart can be inverted for your personal perspective.)