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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Apple Bottom Jeans

 If I hear another big girl telling me that she thinks she looks good in her "Skinny Jeans",
 I'm never going out again.
The thing that kills me is that Nelly named his brand "Apple Bottom".
Having an apple bottom is not a good thing...
 Just ask Sherri Shepherd.
Her waist is larger than her butt.
Her butt looks like an apple.
 See what I mean?
Not a good shape for a woman.
 To the other extreme is Paris Hilton's 'Pancake Bottom'.
 Who likes pancakes with no butt(er)?
 But most women hate to hear that their butt looks like a fresh juicy pear. ( I found this out first hand last night when I said as much to the new girl.)
But a small waist and then.... BLAM!!!
I thought it was a good thing.

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