Oscar Picks

Sure, I like a nice thick rack of of pork ribs - but Mo'Nique ain't it.
Sorry Mo' - but one has to do more than portray themselves to win an Oscar.
The Best Supporting Actress nod will be given to Penelope Cruz.
Why?
Vera Farmiga is largely unknown.
Maggie Gyllenhaal is an Indie queen.
Anna Kendric is also an unknown.
And Mo'Nique is just disgusting. (Even her own husband is allowed to seek other women when he wishes to actually enjoy sex with a regular sized and attractive woman.)

Kathryn Bigelow should beat her former husband (James Cameron) for the Best Director nod.
Cutting edge Sci-Fi is all but ignored when it comes to Oscars.
Critical favorites; Blade Runner, Star Wars, The Matrix and Avatar may have pushed the technology - but Sci-Fi doesn't win Oscars.

Gabby Sidebe may be the current media darling - but on Oscar night, the clock will strike twelve and Gabby's fantasy will be over.
Best Actress Oscars usually reflect a career's worth of work - not just a lucky casting break.
Meryl Streep should best a strong contingent which also includes; Sandra Bullock, Carey Mulligan and Hellen Mirren.

Nope, Precious won't win this one either.
The pretentios pick would be An Education - but this year, The Hurt Locker will win out.

And hopefully they won't be herding this head of cattle on stage this year.